Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
I just wanted to make sure
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi Honey! I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
After a while he sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car."
She text back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."
After a while he sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car."
She text back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."
What do you call a person who keeps on talking ?
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested ?
Student: Teacher.
when people are no longer interested ?
Student: Teacher.
George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Brayan: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Brayan: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
Teacher: Why are you late?
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student : Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Student : Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher: why are you late?
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
How can we get some clean water?
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it
Who found America?
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.
Mummy that man gave me 100 bucks to climb that tree
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 100 bucks to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
